I like the idea that in the MCU itself there’s still a ‘Hawkeye Initiative’ but it just consists of photos people have taken of Clint on their cellphones when he’s stretching or bending over to pick something up or whatever.
And then Tony finds out about it and shows it to Clint to embarrass him, but it completely backfires, Clint starts getting Nat to take photos of him in increasingly absurd butt-shot positions while he shoots at things, and uploads them online.
Then he starts doing it on missions whenever he catches sight of someone with their cellphone out. A significant portion of his training becomes dedicated to maintaining his aim while striking all sorts of improbable positions.
Tony regrets everything.
Imagine one day coming across vintage fanfiction on your teenager’s phone and recognising it immediately because you wrote the porn your child is trying to hide from you
*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me
*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius
*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart
*quiet james potter voice* engorgio
*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*
#let´s form a band (tag by issabella)
#CHarles would only write sad songs about being abandoned by erik#hank would be trying to understand tho he would get sick of all that kitsch lyrics#logan just would go NO and throw charles out of the room to get a grip on himself#quicky would play the drums and make a lot of noise (via ohteepeeh)
Charles : emotional lead singer, always late to gigs. Does write a lot of the music, half of which logan thinks is pretentious, the rest quicksilver adds solos and wants louder.
Hank : on keys, efficient but not what the fans are there to see, organises the concerts, also designated driver, but when he loses it he goes for it. Only writes masterpieces when drunk. Can occasionally be found playing bass and once was discovered in a tree at 10 am playing the recorder, completely naked. (This is not spoken about by anyone, but quicksilver as he has the photos)
Logan : drummer. Do not touch his sticks or else’s. Usually sets up the stage and acts as roadie. He has written exactly one song, but it’s a crowd favourite. This pisses off Charles to no end.
Quicksilver : electric guitar, plays so fast you think he has four hands. Hank sets up his amp with a decibel limit. Having the time of his life. Also named the band and always gives interviews.
i like you
if its the 70s it’s definitely a proto prog rock and charles vacillates between writing emotional ex-lover songs and songs about how groovy mitochondrial dna is.
Mitochondria is the powerhouse,
You want to see my power
I can rock your house
That mutated gene
Could make a man like me scream.
Also just imagine the outfits.
Now that’s what I call justice
imagine somebody who’s immortal having a gigantic room where all the walls are completely covered up with photos.
each one is of a different loved one whom they have outlived
STOP RIGHT THERE
ahhh this already has like fifty million notes but i just thought this was a really sweet idea… i didn’t get to draw the room as big as i wanted too ;_; but this is only 1/4th of that room or something!!!!
guys there are two wedding photos
AU: Eames drives home to his wife and kids after sleeping with Arthur, the babysitter he just dropped off at home.
credit: dragqueeneames made the Locke gifs. rest found on google/tumblr
Well hello there, old kink. Nice to see you again!